Sherry!

--I should make it clear that I'm not the "lady-boss"--

I am so sorry, that was just a "practical joke". Sometimes, other people do not get my sense of humor.

--Have you tried the "Format/Transcribe chord names" feature?--

Yes I have. But this is not exactly what I've meant... Let me show you something, Sherry.
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This is a short example of arrangement of left hand for the accordion. Performed on "Finale" software, which is (I believe!) your competitor.
Do you see the letters and numbers above the chords in the lower staves? And also in some places you can see dots between () sign.
That's what I'm talking about!
So, you don't have such a feature? Well, then forget about it. This is not too important.
Much more important would be a possibility to put some comments, remarks or single characters ANYWHERE around the score. You have, actually, something like this, but this text somehow replicated on each page, which is a bad thing.

--You may be able to "fake" that using the MIDI drum staff.--

That'd be good enough for me, but I didn't find yet how to do this.

Respect you.
Kombrig.