Okay.

Here's my contribution. Some extended lyrics.

As to taste, there's no accounting for it. When I hear Bob Dylan songs being used to advertise banks,I doubt that Wolfgang will be rolling in his unmarked grave if he hears this one!

The idea of this version is that the purchaser will be so amused by the file that he'll play it for other people and they'll go to the website.

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